Posts Tagged ‘work’

now, more than ever…

…that has to be one of the most annoying phrases in advertising right now

another annoying thing is the new microsoft “i’m a pc” commercials where they have kids doing different tasks: sending pictures via email, making a panoramic picture, or making a video — “i’m a pc and i’m seven years old!”

but the truth is… with any kind of technology, a seven year old is easier to train than a, say, 40-50 year old… the difference is that old people are stubborn jackasses

i HATED in tech support when an old guy would say, “i’m technologically illiterate” — which is bullsh*t… you just don’t want to learn

it’s just like that tech support video i posted previously… gawd

he’s going the distance, he’s going for speed

sweet baby jesus, i got business cards for work — why? no reason… i just wanted them!

mr. fuzzycam even snapped a shot:

wtf... the number info was blurred on the card!

wtf... the number info was blurred on the card!

i’m not gonna give ‘em out or anything… it’s just to be a tangible reminder i guess…

*NOTE – that email doesn’t even exist either… hahah — you’ll get bizzounced

when they delivered the cards to me, i thought of this old monster.com commercial (couldn’t findĀ  a youtube vid, unfortunately)

what’s odd is that my old department is trying to enter the support site i worked on (essentially built from scratch) into a contest for the best web support site. there are different categories so obviously my baby won’t be competing against hp or dell… the site will probably be in the small fries category… trying to win the blue ribbon for “best pig”

i dunno what’ll happen… i really haven’t looked at the competition… but in the .01% chance that the site wins… i’m totally gonna brag — ha!

this is your teddy bear and your mama’s teet…

hahaha… at times, work got to be this bad… so many idiots out there trying to have a web presence because it’s the hip thing to do

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7U3XG6B4v4

…and we can get started asap… haha — friggin dots

part 1

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYtcz1eL-Q

part 2

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTqPJfA6wCM

how could you be so dr. evil?

my first day as a web developer at work was great… i think the best part about it is not having to be tied to a phone… no crappy customers blaming me for their problems… none of that

it was great to get some good work done (with a clear mind) on this custom site that i inherited several months ago.

i found, in the move to my new desk, that i have a lot of crap (like my dolls… err… action figures). tho, as i cleaned out some old papers, i found two old fortunes that i, for some odd reason, kept… i think these fortunes are actually a year old…

"confucius say..." or "...in bed"

...in bed

i normally don’t believe in fortunes, horoscopes, dream ANALyzing, etc, but i just kinda knew it was gonna happen…

…eventually