not tyra banks... bah zing!

store: ?
type: munich dunkel lager
abv: 5.40%

ok… so maybe i was a bit harsh (okay, a lot) with my review on mexican beers. so i gave negra modelo a shot — maybe it’ll change my mind about its amigos

nope.

first of all — it’s a strange ugly bottle (and with food and drink, it’s about presentation!)

then it just had a weird metallic flavor that stayed throughout… toward the end of the bottle, it took on a creamy mouthfeel (yea… i’m pickin’ up the lingo)

beeradvocate: B-
me: C

as freddie "boom boom" washington says, "mr. (te)cate!"

store: ?
type: american adjunct lager
abv: 4.50%

i said i’d never give a beer an “F” grade, but this came damn close…

thanks to dave, i tried one of these bastards… here’s a message to mexico, “stick to something you’re good at… like poverty or swine flu”

that was mean… this guy’s a prick – a la jim gaffigan

kinda interesting that this was my first mexican beer… i woulda thought that corona or the beer favored by the most interesting man in the world

it’s funny reading the different reviews on tecate on BA — almost as funny as people reviewing natty ice or steel reserve (or whatever you white people drink)

beeradvocate: C-
me: D