Posts Tagged ‘gorirra’

shiny metallic purple armor

so the wheels are in motion to update the gorirra site… not only a new look, but it’ll be built on the wordpress engine

why? well for one, it’s good practice to mess with the php files and whatnot, and two, i really like the seo side of it — the plugins take care of things like sitemaps, rss, etc.

here’s a sneak peek into version 3.0:

ha… pedobear got a tag…

my twitter smells like bananas

that post title just sounds wrong…

anyway, seeing as how we want the biz to show that it’s hip to tech trends and what not, i set up a twitter account — i imagine such tweets (look at me, using the lingo of the kids…) as “learning jquery” or “completing site for X”

but i just know that it’ll turn into “upper decking at work” or “purchasing zj’s on the gorirra dime”

that’s the whole magic that is twitter, i guess. geoff has access to the account too, so he should be posting to the account through his blakeberry

you can track the tweet shenanigans to the right (gorirra twitter) — it’s the twitter for wordpress plugin — gotta love wordpress for the fuckton of plugins available.

dream it, you effin’ dreamers. it’s your dream house

so i have my dreams about where gorirra could possibly be…

i just saw an episode of rob dyrdek’s fantasy factory on mtv and i got jealous… what a friggin’ awesome office setup he made

obviously he’s got cash falling out of his anus and gorirra won’t get anywhere near that, but we’ve got ideas to take us to the next level

once we get our cms off the ground, we’ll be able to find our niche market (gotta keep some secrets i guess) and charge recurring revenue… then my brain starts thinking about what happens next…

well, then that would require someone to do accounting to collect on payments (i’m thinking we’d do either 3 month or 6 month plans — it’s just way too much of a hassle to do monthly payments … as i’ve witnessed at work)

this would be an actual hire — i’m already thinking it would be greg, since he’s got nothing else better to do and once he finishes his masters thesis, he’ll be perfect for the job.

then there’s a sales person that needs to go out to this “market” and market the monkey (not spank — so no, greg — you can’t do this part)

andy would be thrown in the mix at some point, being our Q/C guy and all…

then the question presents itself — at what point can we quit our “safe” jobs and throw it all on bananas (getting sick of these references?)…

then we would maybe rent out a small office — i envision a ping pong table too… no business is complete without a ping pong table…

i guess i don’t have to worry about the technicalities at this point and just focus on the now.

…but it doesn’t hurt to dream

UPDATE: this song kept playing in my head as i wrote this — the overall song has nothing to do with the post, just the first like minute… ha

John Mayer – Gravity (from “where the light is”)