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		<title>the terrell owens of the company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fwEmP2CKY] what would be cool is if vader battled jesus &#8212; in golf, of course&#8230; check out darth vader&#8217;s twitter &#8212; good stuff]]></description>
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<p><!-- div#main{overflow:visible;} -->what would be cool is if vader battled jesus &#8212; in golf, of course&#8230;</p>
<div style="overflow: visible; background-color: #d53000; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; width: 425px; z-index: 500;"><a style="display:block;" href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html"><img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="425" height="30" /></a><object width="425" height="350" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=f0a0e3011201234b41bb870bd6d01734" /><param name="src" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" /><param name="flashvars" value="id=f0a0e3011201234b41bb870bd6d01734" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></div>
<p>check out <a href="http://twitter.com/darthvader" target="_blank">darth vader&#8217;s twitter</a> &#8212; good stuff</p>
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		<title>now, more than ever&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;that has to be one of the most annoying phrases in advertising right now another annoying thing is the new microsoft &#8220;i&#8217;m a pc&#8221; commercials where they have kids doing different tasks: sending pictures via email, making a panoramic picture, or making a video &#8212; &#8220;i&#8217;m a pc and i&#8217;m seven years old!&#8221; but the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;that has to be one of the most annoying phrases in advertising right now</p>
<p>another annoying thing is the new microsoft &#8220;i&#8217;m a pc&#8221; commercials where they have kids doing different tasks: sending pictures via email, making a panoramic picture, or making a video &#8212; &#8220;i&#8217;m a pc and i&#8217;m seven years old!&#8221;</p>
<p>but the truth is&#8230; with any kind of technology, a seven year old is easier to train than a, say, 40-50 year old&#8230; the difference is that old people are stubborn jackasses</p>
<p>i HATED in tech support when an old guy would say, &#8220;i&#8217;m technologically illiterate&#8221; &#8212; which is bullsh*t&#8230; you just don&#8217;t want to learn</p>
<p>it&#8217;s just like that tech support video i posted previously&#8230; gawd</p>
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		<title>he&#8217;s going the distance, he&#8217;s going for speed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[sweet baby jesus, i got business cards for work &#8212; why? no reason&#8230; i just wanted them! mr. fuzzycam even snapped a shot: i&#8217;m not gonna give &#8216;em out or anything&#8230; it&#8217;s just to be a tangible reminder i guess&#8230; *NOTE &#8211; that email doesn&#8217;t even exist either&#8230; hahah &#8212; you&#8217;ll get bizzounced when they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sweet baby jesus, i got business cards for work &#8212; why? no reason&#8230; i just wanted them!</p>
<p>mr. fuzzycam even snapped a shot:</p>
<div id="attachment_342" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://www.gorirrajoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/0314092026.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-342" title="0314092026" src="http://www.gorirrajoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/0314092026.jpg" alt="wtf... the number info was blurred on the card!" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">wtf... the number info was blurred on the card!</p></div>
<p>i&#8217;m not gonna give &#8216;em out or anything&#8230; it&#8217;s just to be a tangible reminder i guess&#8230;</p>
<p>*NOTE &#8211; that email doesn&#8217;t even exist either&#8230; hahah &#8212; you&#8217;ll get bizzounced</p>
<p>when they delivered the cards to me, i thought of this <a href="http://commercial-archive.com/commercials/monstercom-new-business-cards-sniffer-2001-030-usa" target="_blank">old monster.com commercial</a> (couldn&#8217;t find  a youtube vid, unfortunately)</p>
<p>what&#8217;s odd is that my old department is trying to enter the <a href="http://www.emeraldsupport.com/" target="_blank">support site i worked on</a> (essentially built from scratch) into a contest for the <a href="http://www.asponline.com/index.html" target="_blank">best web support site</a>. there are different categories so obviously my baby won&#8217;t be competing against hp or dell&#8230; the site will probably be in the small fries category&#8230; trying to win the blue ribbon for &#8220;best pig&#8221;</p>
<p>i dunno what&#8217;ll happen&#8230; i really haven&#8217;t looked at the competition&#8230; but in the .01% chance that the site wins&#8230; i&#8217;m totally gonna brag &#8212; ha!</p>
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		<title>i watch too much tv</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[so yea.. i admit it&#8230; i watch a lot of tv (odd how i&#8217;m so behind on my fav shows tho &#8212; lame) it looks like the theme for superbowl commercials was physical pain&#8230; because, hey&#8230; pain == comedy (yes, that&#8217;s 2 equal signs) i think the favorite of the day was the careerbuilder.com one&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so yea.. i admit it&#8230; i watch a lot of tv (odd how i&#8217;m so behind on my fav shows tho &#8212; lame)</p>
<p>it looks like the theme for superbowl commercials was physical pain&#8230; because, hey&#8230; pain == comedy (yes, that&#8217;s 2 equal signs)</p>
<p>i think the favorite of the day was the careerbuilder.com one&#8230; it didn&#8217;t have real pain on a human&#8230; just perceived pain on a stuffed koala:</p>
<p>[hulu:http://www.hulu.com/embed/TV-FWh4MLRt3ApOVJMicZA]</p>
<p>just the best part:</p>
<p>[hulu:http://www.hulu.com/embed/TV-FWh4MLRt3ApOVJMicZA/32/35]</p>
<p>this one isn&#8217;t quite a superbowl commercial, but requires commentary&#8230; pizza hut goes to great lengths to try to prove that their food is the shizzle&#8230; the one where they go to italy reminded me of an snl skit from a while ago&#8230; here&#8217;s the pizza hut one first:</p>
<p>httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qtKyBaJ6jMv</p>
<p>and here&#8217;s the skit:<br />
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<p>all i&#8217;m sayin&#8217; is pizza hut better watch out &#8212; they might upset the wrong people&#8230;</p>
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